Hello,
My name is bwings and I'm sending good vibrations your way!
It has been a while since I have done a blog, basically since the end of my financial standing with google. Having been permanently expelled from the economical growth provided by blogging I can not justify countless hours researching and blogging when I could be researching ways to make money for my wedding.
However, when struck with a good question or idea I feel I should share with the class.
Due to the nature of this question I feel I should strike it beneath the fold. So if you are 18 or older and not sensitive to the topic of
If you've scrolled this far either my hippie
Dear Hippie Mom,How do you dispose of your....toys? I mean, is it something that must be thrown out because it's come in contact with our bits or is that something ...well...just how?
Yours,
Naughty Hippie
Well naughty hippie, admittedly this is something I've meant to look up out of sheer curiosity in the past. What better excuse than a Dear Hippie letter?
These are my immediate thoughts on the topic:
- Depending on the material it should at least be partially recyclable...maybe
- If it vibrates then it's electronic... those need special recycling like computers and microwaves.
- More importantly, as you said, if it's touched our bits....can they really sanitize the aids out of it {not insinuating any/all hippies have aids, just going worst case scenario so chill bill!} before they turn it into our water bottles or jacket fillers? Would you want to drink out of a water bottle that said, "recycled from previously loved dildos"? Then again, given prior research would you want to drink out of a water bottle at all? (Plastic, water contamination etc.)
I'll let my fingers do the searching. First, I want to know if there is a company that specializes in dildo recycling. You laugh but it did not take me long to find something. My first search produced this uk website dedicated to not only recycling your once loved vibrators but to telling you the story of what happens to your little bunny rabbit once it hits the truck, I tell you I watched that smiling vibrator from beginning to end. Not just because he was so ... cute... can you call a vibrator cute? But also because I was terribly curious to see what his bits would become. I was quite thankful to discover his bits were used to create energy and not water bottles or sippy cups! As if ease of disposal, proper recycling and not making dildo cups wasn't enough to encourage you to use them they also offer you "oh points". Oh points are like vibrating coins to be spent on replacement toys. And with 100 points per vibrator, 500 for rabbits and 50 for all other toys under the sun it won't take long for those toys to rack up some mad oh's. It gets even better. Delivery is free on all toys purchased with oh points. Now I know you're thinking, 'Yeah but I'd have to save up so many oh points before I was able to buy a single thing." Not exactly true.
Sure it'd take some serious oh's before you were able to buy the Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit but if you just wanted something simple you could shoot for the lower end of the vibrating scale and get yourself a Lady Lustfinger Mini Vibrator and according to my simple math:
1 Rabbit + 2 regular vibrators + hubbies anal plug = one lustfinger.
Of course if you don't have a rabbit to recycle then you're looking at 7 vibrators + Hubbies anal beads and that's just a lot of toys!
Now that I have you salivating I must apologize because unless you reside in the UK this site may pretty much just be a nice idea and nothing else. Although it seems they are open to toys from all parts of the world so if you want to give them a call or an e-mail you are welcome to it.
I did find another location that claims to recycle specifically sex toys. However once I read what they became...extra layer of silicone or not that just seems nasty. I would not buy a dildo made from a pre-loved dildo. That just seems like asking for trouble, I can just hear some cheating wife saying to her husband, "no I'm not cheating on you dear. I probably got the clap from my recycled love wand!"
As gross as that was the website did offer another side to the story that I had once considered. We are careful about what we put in our mouth but not so wise about what we shove in our hoo-haws. Call me nutty but that seems a little counterproductive.
Those pretty shiny jelly rubber toys you have hidden in your bedside drawer contain phthalates. We've talked about those before and although often the focus is on the impact on children let's think about what phthalates do to the adult body as these are not children's bath toys! In women there have been studies that have shown an association between phthalate exposure and endocrine disruption that can develop breast cancer. This can happen as phthalate mimics human hormones thus gaining entry. What better entry than your most personal areas? These studies were originally done on high exposure but now have been on more common doses and are still being related to such things as infertility and hypospadias in men. Which, in laymen terms, is a penis whose pee hole is not where it ought to be. Instead of peeing out the tip of his penis he pees out of the underside. Considering he later shares this urethra with the fertility process....this is terribly inconvenient. I could go on forever about the downfalls (changes to hormones, reproductive systems, damage to kidneys and livers, connections with cancer) to phthalates, PVC and various other plastic or you can just click on the link and see some for yourself. We all know plastic isn't natural so I don't feel the need to drag it's name through the proverbial mud all day. Instead, my point isn't just that plastic is bad for us and our body, but that we are stabbing ourselves in various places with these plastic members. Seems a bit foolish when you consider it. What is even more alarming and a little disheartening I'm told is that when you read the fine print on the packaging of your playmate it often says, "this is for novelty only" Oh my goodness. They weren't actually made for anything other than a laugh? YIKES! I may have to march into a sex shop and confirm this allegation to be true. I didn't believe the story that diaper packages said to dispose of content of diaper into your toilet before disposing of diaper. But that turned out to be true so this might as well. If it does, that truly does send a slight shiver down my spine.
So how do you make love like a hippie? Well there are some tried and true methods to greenifing your bedside table collection:
Sure it'd take some serious oh's before you were able to buy the Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit but if you just wanted something simple you could shoot for the lower end of the vibrating scale and get yourself a Lady Lustfinger Mini Vibrator and according to my simple math:
1 Rabbit + 2 regular vibrators + hubbies anal plug = one lustfinger.
Of course if you don't have a rabbit to recycle then you're looking at 7 vibrators + Hubbies anal beads and that's just a lot of toys!
Now that I have you salivating I must apologize because unless you reside in the UK this site may pretty much just be a nice idea and nothing else. Although it seems they are open to toys from all parts of the world so if you want to give them a call or an e-mail you are welcome to it.
I did find another location that claims to recycle specifically sex toys. However once I read what they became...extra layer of silicone or not that just seems nasty. I would not buy a dildo made from a pre-loved dildo. That just seems like asking for trouble, I can just hear some cheating wife saying to her husband, "no I'm not cheating on you dear. I probably got the clap from my recycled love wand!"
As gross as that was the website did offer another side to the story that I had once considered. We are careful about what we put in our mouth but not so wise about what we shove in our hoo-haws. Call me nutty but that seems a little counterproductive.
Those pretty shiny jelly rubber toys you have hidden in your bedside drawer contain phthalates. We've talked about those before and although often the focus is on the impact on children let's think about what phthalates do to the adult body as these are not children's bath toys! In women there have been studies that have shown an association between phthalate exposure and endocrine disruption that can develop breast cancer. This can happen as phthalate mimics human hormones thus gaining entry. What better entry than your most personal areas? These studies were originally done on high exposure but now have been on more common doses and are still being related to such things as infertility and hypospadias in men. Which, in laymen terms, is a penis whose pee hole is not where it ought to be. Instead of peeing out the tip of his penis he pees out of the underside. Considering he later shares this urethra with the fertility process....this is terribly inconvenient. I could go on forever about the downfalls (changes to hormones, reproductive systems, damage to kidneys and livers, connections with cancer) to phthalates, PVC and various other plastic or you can just click on the link and see some for yourself. We all know plastic isn't natural so I don't feel the need to drag it's name through the proverbial mud all day. Instead, my point isn't just that plastic is bad for us and our body, but that we are stabbing ourselves in various places with these plastic members. Seems a bit foolish when you consider it. What is even more alarming and a little disheartening I'm told is that when you read the fine print on the packaging of your playmate it often says, "this is for novelty only" Oh my goodness. They weren't actually made for anything other than a laugh? YIKES! I may have to march into a sex shop and confirm this allegation to be true. I didn't believe the story that diaper packages said to dispose of content of diaper into your toilet before disposing of diaper. But that turned out to be true so this might as well. If it does, that truly does send a slight shiver down my spine.
So how do you make love like a hippie? Well there are some tried and true methods to greenifing your bedside table collection:
- Use glass or metal sex toys, eco-friendly, durable and still sexy. Production has a lesser environmental impact and they will outlast the rubber comrades.
- Instead of petroleum based products use organic lubes and massage oils
- Recycled rubber or wood for your accessories like paddles and whips for those extra kinky hippies. Avoid polyester or nylon suits for those kinky nights of passion and use silk (peace silk if you so chose) or cotton (bamboo for the extra conscientious hippie)
- Use rechargeable batteries in your vibrators
- For vegans you can check to see that your condom doesn't have milk enzyme added.
Treehugger has a list of sites that will provide you with green sex toys. Resources are definitely on your side.
Back to your question Naughty Hippie, can you recycle your toy? Absolutely, although it might take a little courage as it seems you'll have to drop it off at a specialty spot or mail it to the uk for oh points. My suggestion is to call those who recycle your electronics locally and ask about drop off and whether they accept sex toys. You may shiver when I tell you to do that but why worry? For one thing, remember you are on the phone and not in person. They can't see your face turn red although they might hear the tremor in your voice. If you are still terribly embarrassed and can't dispose of your vibrating friend "properly" just wrap it in a plastic bag and ask your friend who is way out in left field. We all have that one friend who strives to be different and out there. I'm sure you have one who would do it for you and laugh the whole way home at the idea of your dildo bouncing along side a computer keyboard on a giant track of recyclables.
Hopefully this answers your question and then some. Now to go to my local sex shop and see if these toys really were only intended for novelty. But until that entry I must go shower off all the sex talk.
Your friendly neighborhood hippie mom.
Hopefully this answers your question and then some. Now to go to my local sex shop and see if these toys really were only intended for novelty. But until that entry I must go shower off all the sex talk.
Your friendly neighborhood hippie mom.
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